Wicked moment...

I didn't have one. It was him.

He's a cat, you say. Cats are made of wicked moments. Well, yes, just not usually in my ankle.

Word of the day: Prolix adjective using or containing too many words; tediously long-winded. My posts tend to be prolix on a good day (to which you should politely protest that, no, no they are charming).